Take off your jacket in a movie theater

and don't eat too much candy.

You can tell a real man

if he keeps a spare pair of shoelaces around.

When you put your money on the bar,

lay it face down.

When you break off an engagement

it's rude for the man to ask for the ring back, and the woman is obliged to return it.

When you're done with your meal at a restaurant

Don't stack your plates or clean up. We have people to do that.

When you buy beer at the grocery store

take the cans out of the box and arrange them neatly in your refrigerator.

Don't write in red ink

not because it's bad luck, but because it's ugly.